A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."
- "No like Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "why not?"
- "You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"
- "No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbor! That Japanese, not Chinese."
- "Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!"
There's a few minutes of silence. "No like Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces..
- "Why not?" asks the captain.
- "Jews sink Titanic.
- "Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an iceberg!"
- "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ...... no mattah...alla same
P.S. Говорят, боян :)
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